Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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