just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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