God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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