Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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