Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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