I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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