I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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