I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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