That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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