is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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