Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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