I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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