Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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