I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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