You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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