I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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