Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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