is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
we made out on top of his cat.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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