Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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