going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
is wine microwaveable?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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