You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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