Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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