Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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