i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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