he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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