even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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