So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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