dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
His nipple licking is glorious
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