Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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