But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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