We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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