FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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