just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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