Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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