I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
love makes seman taste better
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
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you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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