the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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