You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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