how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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