please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
whose parrot is this?
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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