he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Randomize
