The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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