lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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