Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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