It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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