Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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