Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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