Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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