Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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