Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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