If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
she pinky promised me she was 18
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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