so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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