Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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