your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
