"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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