butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
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