Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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