So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
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my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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