I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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